Wonjo Birthday Knockout
Wednesday, December 13th was a special day this year. Fuquilists gathered for a special holiday to commemorate the births of two cornerstones of the secret order: Brother Leon and Brother Sueno.
Sueno and Leon
Sueno, a practitioner of the controversial dark arts of information science recently completed his second masters degree. When he is not researching scientific conundrums, distributing propaganda marketing or experimenting on his followers with mind altering sebasges, he ponders the universe and writes extensively on the Fuquilist’s place in the cosmic soup.
Leon, a master of the science of harnessing and manipulating electric energy second only to Nicola Tesla is a statistical genius and possesses the ability to predict upcoming events. When he is not creating new inventions to save mankind, he often coins new cheerful Fuquilist phrases such as “That’s the what we do” or “What’s the use of a purpose if the purpose has no use?”
Halal Frankfurters
First stop, before the night began, was to get some gumu to avoid any drinking accidents and here you can see our photographer enjoying some Halal frankfurters before the party starts. It was difficult to find sauerkraut and he was forced to visit three carts before securing the right ingredients for his dogs. Service was painfully slow and Rashid, the owner of a food cart on the SE corner of 44th and 6th, was possibly the worst ever salesman and cook. “Time is money!” was the advice that was loudly offered to him before the photographer stormed off in a low-blood sugar temper tantrum.
The birthday celebration occurred at a favorite Fuquilist hangout named Jimmy’s Corner, located on 44th St and 6th Ave. The establishment is owned by famous boxer Jimmy Glenn.
Jimmy Glenn provides the group with some secrets of the art of knocking out your opponent
The celebration commenced as Pezcado and Leon arrived early and scouted out a table. The Lion first gave a great oration on many topics including a famous meeting he had with boxer Roberto Duran. Leon spent several years training to be a pugilist as a youth. All present were inspired by the stories of his athletic tenacity. Soon after Sueno arrived and the three kings shared a “lift-off”, a name given by El Sueno, that describes a situation in which one enjoys an icy gwine accompanied by a shot of your favorite rocket fuel.
The Lift Off
Sueno expounded on his latest theories regarding the use of serendipity in combination with complex human systems in order to enhance the potential of serendipitous moments occurring in life. His further research into this area is sure to deliver some profound and paradigm shifting results. Then he shocked your humble reporter with some amazing news about a fear he had overcome recently when he was forced to administer a semester’s worth of training to a score of sharp undergrads and finished with successful results. Great job!
The Arrival of the Atheist
All were shocked when we received a surprise appearance by this man, a great man known to Fuquilists only as the self espousing “Atheist” (aka Harry Lime). His arrival provided some added levity and light-hearted conversation that stretched from the merits of Existentialism to the most celebrated aspects of Atheism to the secrets of I.R.S. Mr. Lime is most well known and admired for his lascivious nature and his boldly executed lechery.
Airplanes and Party Mixes
Things got a bit more exciting when Sueno, fueled by a massive amount of shots, decided to turn the final exam paper he had worked hard creating for his students into a paper jet and then used it to proposition a chocolate colored hctib patron nearby sitting with a male “friend”. After helping himself to some her party mix he made this plane and allowed her to propel it across the bar which was fun for all.
The group of rabble rousers enjoyed a flavorful round of darubeides and some more belly laughs, then said goodbye to the partygoers with the least amounts of melanin who left for home downtown. Your humble reporter, the courageous Lion and newest Fuquilist initiate “El Tigre” hailing from the Land of the Morning Calm had a final quest to attempt.
Goodbye to Old Friends
Leon emparts ancient knowledge to a young initiate El Tigre
The remaining brothers decided to finish up “Japan style”. It had been decided that they required more drinking and some light exotic fare at a nearby establishment named Riki, on 45th between Lexington and 3rd Aves. There the Hidden Masters feasted on delectable ninniku saikoro steak, squid skewers and octopus in vinegar. Many ales were made to vanish, songs of old were sung and epic tales were told of adventures that took place in the early days of Fuquilism on the sacred monastery in a region in Southern Westchester county.
Proprietor Jimmy Glenn rocks a Stifmug pose
A final thank you to famed boxer and entrepreneur Jimmy Glenn for hosting our yearly event. We wish you well in your endeavors.
Happy Birthday brethren of the Fuquil. Aisoo, EO and S.E.N.C.
Very nice PEZ… But i think we need more pics of hot women…